Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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