If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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