Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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