check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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