im drinking this country out of the recession.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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