i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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