You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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