it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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