Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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