Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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