now i know why i became what i already was.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
