We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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