On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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