If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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