I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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