too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
