Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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