If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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