Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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