guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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