he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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