Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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