then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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