Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I am naked and annoyed.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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