But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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