if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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