Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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