Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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