Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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