so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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