i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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