Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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