doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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