marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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