So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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