Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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