Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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