I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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