Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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