your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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