I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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