sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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