dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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