Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
