I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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