Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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