I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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