even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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