goodnight i made you a song goodbye
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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