we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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