Buhtt sex?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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