why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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