doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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