I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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